This is Mike

Mike is Gage’s best man. They’ve known that little rascal since they were both eighteen, where the two of them studied industrial design alongside each other for 4 years of college.

Gage and Mike first met each other freshman year at boston’s very own wentworth institute of technology.

there they studied industrial design and roomed together for 3 years.

Gage drew a lot of shoes really well.

Mike drank a lot of coffee.

Gage’s Happiness B.M.

(BEFORE MIKE // Circa 2014 & EARLIER)

USING A CRACK TEAM OF semi-EDUCATED SCIENTISTS AND RANDOM NUMBER GENERATORS, OUR TEAM AT NISSAN HAS FORMULATED DOWN TO 0.01% THE EXACT HAPPINESS OF GAGE FAVREAU IN ANY PERIOD OF TIME

3 years of living together

Gage’s Happiness p.M.

(Present MIKE // Circa 2014 - 2018)

With their powers combined, mike and gage successfully boosted gage’s happiness levels nearly 30% in the years that they lived and studied together.

An astonishing increase by any metric.

Graduation and post-college

(I.e. a steady decline in mike)

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Gage’s Happiness A.M.

(After mike // circa 2018 - 2023)

With the sharp decrease in mike, gage’s projected happiness decreased to a pitiful 50%

But then this happened

Which lead our team to re-evaluate the data

Actual

Gage’s Happiness A.M.

(After mike // circa 2018 - 2023)

Gage’s happiness somehow actually increased to a never-before-seen 200%.

Amazing

When nissan brought these findings to Mike, he was crushed.

But also…happy.

And proud.

and excited.

Even though their love story was now officially at it’s conclusion, mike was happy for all the wonderful memories that the two of them had over the years.

And for anyone that’s keeping score. Mike broke up with you, Gage.

I’ll never forgive you. But I’ll always love you.

-Mike